Lonnie Burmingham

conspiracy nut History teacher


A wild eyed look on his face at almost all times. Has a booming voice that carries across the room. His clothes are stylish for a teachers salary but he sometimes forgets to wash them


He has been teaching history at Mangham High since it was a private school. His tendency to spout off conspiracy theories when he is supposed to be teaching what he mockingly calls the “:official history” means that Audrey tony wants to fire him and is open about it, but alas, Loonie has tenure. This tendency is not helped by students deliberately getting him off topic as a gag

Lonnie Burmingham

Mangham High School: Teens really are monsters satorui satorui